hey illuminati if you see this i’d like to join the winning team

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck


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the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."

the-pietriarchy:

"Get a job, son."


i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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thundercrumbs:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

he laughs like waluigi

(Source: liteskint)


dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 


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facts-i-just-made-up:

A terrible accident occurred at the World Cup today as Mexico’s Julio Esperanza intersected with Canada’s Harold Marker.
A lucky cameraman caught the event just as the intersection began, avoiding the gruesome aftermath. Esperanza lost his had and forarm in the accident, while Marker’s condition is not yet know. But judging by the photograph, it appears he will have severe brain damage.
The ball is expected to make a full recovery.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A terrible accident occurred at the World Cup today as Mexico’s Julio Esperanza intersected with Canada’s Harold Marker.

A lucky cameraman caught the event just as the intersection began, avoiding the gruesome aftermath. Esperanza lost his had and forarm in the accident, while Marker’s condition is not yet know. But judging by the photograph, it appears he will have severe brain damage.

The ball is expected to make a full recovery.

(Source: nosdrinker)