so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
A terrible accident occurred at the World Cup today as Mexico’s Julio Esperanza intersected with Canada’s Harold Marker.
A lucky cameraman caught the event just as the intersection began, avoiding the gruesome aftermath. Esperanza lost his had and forarm in the accident, while Marker’s condition is not yet know. But judging by the photograph, it appears he will have severe brain damage.
The ball is expected to make a full recovery.